Sunday, April 26, 2009



Spent the weekend in an MCC geology class. Climbed Red Butte and learned about the Moenkopi, and then went down Tanner to the Redwall and talked about the supergroup.

I didn't bring my spray bottle, because I figured no one would be crass enough to write their name on a non-maintained trail. Wrong. Dan, Mogo, and alleged friends thought someone would be impressed at the dearing-do, and wrote all over the Supai rocks just before 75-mile saddle. They are gone now. Even without the spray bottle of doom, you cannot prevail against the Graffitinator.

Lots of interesting rocks. I think I found the tracks of a T-rex, even though all those geology instructors say that they came later: honest now: doesn't it look good ;-)? Asked Dr. Bob how this formed. His answer for almost everything: groundwater.

Windy and cool, but last week it was in the 70's on the rim, so I'm glad it was cool whilst on the exposed Coconino slide.

Friday, April 17, 2009


Went down to Skeleton Point. I thought amplified music was banned inside the Canyon, I'm not sure why I thought so, but twice in the last week I've been subjected to ipods with speakers coming from someone's pack. One the way out we met a young boy carrying two large rocks. I told him, 'If you are thinking of throwing those over the cliff, make sure you hit the guy with the ipod." No, I didn't.

Met the mules going out. One woman was terrified: holding onto the mule's mane like she was going to slip off. I said, "Isn't that Killer? I thought he wasn't allowed to carry people anymore". No, I didn't.

Elaine and Pat, no one cares that you "heart" each other. Elaine: I think you should spray paint that on his car and see if he thinks it is cute.

Kianna, Josh, Max and your little friends, did you really have to write all over EVERY rock at Ooh Ah point? It took me 10 minutes to get rid of it all. Someone must have seen it, but did anyone say anything? Did anyone whap their little fingers with a hiking stick? Did anyone pick up one of the kids and toss them over the side?

No, I really wouldn't do that, but I would tell them to knock it off. And then I would whap their little fingers with a hiking stick.

Saturday, April 11, 2009


When the weather forecast says 80% chance of rain, and snow accumulation of 2 inches, and you hike to Three Mile anyway, you get wet.

It started out really pretty, with the clouds moving around and swirling through the buttes, but then the rain moved in. We ran down to three mile and visited the new bathroom. It is so new there isn't even any graffiti on the doors. How does the old poem go? A man's ambition must be small, to write his name on the outhouse wall?

We then ate a snack in the rest house. A backpacker came in and a lady asked him if there was a bathroom. He said, "I think they are supposed to open one."

I said, "It's open".

He said, "They were building one, I know."

I said, "It's open".

The lady said, "Well, I saw the new building." IT'S OPEN! The invisible woman lives.

A runner on his way down asked if the trail got any less muddy, and I told him, dream on, so he turned around. He was headed for Phantom Ranch and out, but noon is a little late to start if you ask me. Not a good day to be dressed in shorts. I had wool on from the skin out, and I was warm enough until I got to the top and stopped hiking.

Passed a lady coming down who asked if it is really harder coming out. I said, "Not at all. The Park Service just hires me to breathe hard as I climb out to scare people". An inch of new snow on the car when we got out.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009


Saturday we were in the Big City to see the boy compete in fencing. He came in third, which he was pretty happy with. Sunday afternoon we then ran down to Skeleton Point, figuring it would be less crowded than the BA.

I would have hated to see the BA. SK was really full. Erased a number of names all the way down, and by golly, AP added his/her name and "AP loves Mom" at Ooh Ah while I was down there. Fast work, you little twerp, but no match for the Graffitinator.

A few couples were asking people on their way out if it is really hard coming out. I noticed that they only asked the ones who looked pretty good: not the ones with their tongues dragging on the ground. I suppose they knew the answer they wanted...

Driving back, three kids dashed in front of the car, so I slowed in case anyone or anything else was going to appear from the woods. A snowball came crashing out of nowhere and hit the car. I slammed on the brakes, Brad jumped out of the car and chased the kids all the way into the campground, yelling "If I get my hands on you, you're dead meat!" I'm sure they didn't expect that. Probably looking for a couch potato who would throw up his hands and say, "Kids these days!". We were going to drive around the campground once, just to shake them up and let them think we were hunting them, but we wanted to get back and get ready for Monday.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Ran down to mile and a half before we had to take off for a meeting out of town. No one on the trail, period. We have gotten so used to stepping around people and letting people pass (uphill has the right of way!) (until we are going uphill, I notice) that it was a treat to be all alone.

A nice sunset just warming up, and speaking of warming up, there were some people in tee shirts, sitting in their car with the motor running, who would jump out, take a picture, and then jump back in. Grand Canyon sweatshirts are on sale in the store, guys.

Ice is just about gone, and what remains is easily bypassed.

Linda's name was back on the rock at mile and a half, so maybe that was her glaring at me the other day. But I came back, and erased your name again, nyeah, nyeah, nyeah. The revenge of the Graffitinator.

Met four people heading down, and a new used Kleenex in the trail so ONE OF YOU DROPPED IT, I KNOW IT! What is wrong with picking up your stinking Kleenex? Or using a handkerchief? Bio-hazzard on the trail!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Spent the weekend in the big city doing taxes, but we did get a refund this year. My knee was acting up. I did a couple of day Meet the Canyons for the Field institute, and then hiked Bass Hermit, and then did a Meet the Canyon, and then did an Intro Indian Garden, so could it be, gee, I don't know, OVERUSE??

Anyhow I rested and stretched and iced all weekend and today we hiked to Mile and a Half because next week will be crazy and I don't know when I'll get a workout again. Lots of people before Kolb Seep. Spoke to one young man about throwing rocks, but he apologized and stopped. That's what I like to hear.

Ted and Linda: your names are gone from Mile and a Half. Actually, I commented rather loudly on the fact that I was erasing your names, and added a few insults, and a woman started glaring at me, so one does wonder: was that Linda?

Took a group down to Indian Gardens with a day hike to Phantom Ranch and back. A very nice group. I always get the good groups. It must be my Canyon Karma rewarding me for all that graffiti removal. Either that, or I am so mean and ornery that everyone is afraid to cause trouble.

There was an earthquake the first night. One could hear it: a deep rumble in the ground with a sound of sloshing water. That is about as good as it gets around here. Also a skunk. We could all smell it, but no one was willing to flash a light about in case we irritated it. One of the fans in the outhouse was broken, and I thought I was gonna die of asphyxiation on the spot. One tends to forget that the dehydrating toilets down there work pretty well until they don't. And no rangers around to complain to.

The Redbud is in bloom. I didn't expect that, and it was a nice bonus. This Redbud is only found in the GC, and it is in bloom maybe a week or so. The campground was full every night. So full, in fact, that a small group had to stay in the large group site both nights. Gee, I would have sacrificed and stayed in the large site if I knew it was required to do so.

They are putting in a new bathroom at Pipe creek Beach, and the copter was bringing supplies in and out. Very windy, so it was tricky. We got too close to the hovering bird, and the ranger yelled, "Get back, get back!", which we did with alacrity. I ain't gonna argue with a bladed object that large.

Gale force winds the second night, but no one blew away. It was supposed to snow, which it did on the North Rim, which made for nice pictures and kept the riffraff off the trail. I didn't take a lot of pictures, and most of those were Redbuds, which tend to all look alike, but I did take movies, so I'll post those.